Stop staring at the hot bartender! Tessa’s ill-fated date with a “hotep” (you’ll see what I mean) seems to have a positive twist when she meets “her” hot bartender — Phil Tremblay. Phil is right for her in all the wrong ways and the last guy on earth she should end up with. He’s tattooed, foul-mouthed, and can use his hands and tongue to push her to the edge of glory. Tessa struggles to prove to herself and Phil that they aren’t meant to be together. Fate and the District of Columbia have other plans for her. Each ill-fated first date with a potential new boo leads back to the bad boy, Phil Tremblay. Is she in bad boy heaven or single-woman hell?