Real-life vampires are nothing like the ones you read about in books. Byron should know—he and his boyfriend Tyler are recovering vamps. Most people don't realize you can quit blood, just like smoking. Okay, you might have the odd relapse, but nobody’s perfect. The bisexual hairstylist has been on the wagon for years when he meets Amy. There's something about this girl. She’s vampish, but different. When she claims to be the vampire equivalent of a nicotine patch, Byron can't pass up the opportunity to have a taste. But Tyler’s had it with blood. It’s Amy or him. How can Byron possibly choose between the guy he loves and the cure to his addiction?